Well troop, here we sit, living our lives, muddling along as best we can amid the turmoil that froths and bubbles all around. To watch, listen or read the different media, one has to devote great blocks of time just trying to decide which information seems worthy to ingest, and then figuring if it has a use in your everyday life. And that's just the events that you want to see, what of all the gossip and goings on and other events that the media demands we suffer through. All right all right, I know Tom Cruise, Snooky, Lady Gaga, some Kardashians and all of that ilk are of great interest to many, but come on. Like I said, its what the media tells you to follow,and people do.
Now there really isn't an issue here because it is about choice anyway, and you always hear-"If you don't want to involve yourself, go somewhere else." Valid point, but, try finding a better option, it has its difficulties. For a quick point, have you heard or read of the Libor issue or I guess scandal? Maybe not, doesn't seem to be worthy, yet, give it time. Libor is something involving the rate that banks loan money to each other, and it seems they've kinda fudged the numbers, sometimes high, sometimes low and some big players are involved, big players.What, are you shaking your head in disbelief, didn't we just go through banking problems and it seems inconceivable that these worthies would be at it again, or maybe they never stopped. Whatever, that may be a different post, something more political. Not why we're here today.
Media, why do I often feel as though the questions I want asked, don't get asked. Or, wouldn't it be nice to know what some of the people questioned really think, basically politicians. Also, wouldn't it be nice to actually hear what is said behind closed doors? Well, (borrowing a line from Lewis Black) my little snowflakes, I've got something for you. Here at Bob2blogsBurr, in an effort to always stay ahead of the field and trying to provide constant insight on what I feel is important to expound on, we have expanded our media field.That's right expanded, the 21st century will no doubt explode the old ways of reporting news and in new techniques will continue to astound and amaze. Astound and amaze others but not us. Why? Well there's no different way to say this, so here goes. Bob2blogsBurr has formed a news reporting system, a system that elapses what is out there today, a system that is, to my knowledge, so far ahead of the cutting edge of media that others will be astounded and shaking in disbelief. Now first a working title, Bob2blogsBurr Network News is cumbersome, ergo; B2BNN, now what makes it earth shattering. Two things, both from the entertainment media with a little sci-fi thrown in, first we have developed an astonishing new technology based on insects, well flies,that's right we have a new system that allows us to insert these drone-like flies into certain pivotal points so we can actually hear all the good stuff, that's right, the proverbial fly on the wall. Pretty neat huh? Secondly, from Star Trek and courtesy of (well they don't know) the planet Vulcan,I your intrepid reporter, have learned the secret of the famed, and highly acclaimed, Vulcan mind-meld, now mind you it is tricky and only lasts for brief periods and may cause fatigue and possibly some emotional problems to those on the receiving end, but hey those people never concerned me much anyway.
In an effort to provide an example of these new technologies I have endeavored outward and found a likely suspect-- Oh here he comes now, entering his radio booth that highly regarded, for his deep thinking, by shallower thinking believers, that mega brain right winger- Speed Armbranch- let's listen in--"Well they've done it Mr. and Mrs. America, Obamacare seems to be here to stay. That means all these college sluts will be out there slutting around demanding free birth-control and then getting free abortions that you're going to pay for and after them all the illegal aliens will be having babies that you'll have to pay for and then send them to college and you have to pay for that too. And then when all the gays get married and ruin your family you'll have to pay for their health care and they'll demand free abortions and then when you see somebody wearing a hoodie you won't be able to shoot because they want to take away your guns. I'm telling you people we're on the brink and you....." okay you get the idea, so here we go, I'm trying a mind-meld---reaching out reaching..almost there...we're in....ahh ahh... I'm sorry there seems to be nothing there, mind-melds don't work in a vacuum.
Moving on....Presidents, past, present and wannabes, here comes one now. W. Here goes a mind-meld....almost...got him..."Yup, here I am at my ranch dum de dum la de dah I wonder if I'll ever get on Jeopardy, boy if they had Palin on I think I could win I got more on the ball than she...hey isn't that a plant or something? I see its got a stem, now why would some doctors want to take cells out of these stems and use them to..."gotta break off, its like I'm doing all the work here.
facebookSee how this works, wait here's Mitt, talking to some of his staff, lets send in a fly. "Sir you have to keep trying to act more like the common man, show that you relate. Also something about making jobs. ...Well maybe I could see if there's a union of operators for my car elevator, that way its jobs and it shows I'm a union backer." Now that calls for a mind-meld....okay I'm in...."Where do I get these guys ? I can see now that we've gotta tighten up the one per cent."... Man these guys, now the Man, and here he is I'm going in....its hard all the Secret Service around ...got him..."You know I think I like calling this Obamacare, got a nice ring to it, hey if they name it after me, that like makes me the salesman, I wonder if I could get a commission sales commissions pay pretty good so if I lose I'd still be all right, nah never work but man just think...." Whoa this is harder than I thought. Well that's enough for now, but you get the idea, so in the future its possible that if breaking news comes up on my watch B2BNN will be on the job.
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